Children, I have something quite serious to tell you today so I want to to take notice.
1. Go to Uni.
If you never go to Uni, you're too dim to get a job anywhere else and you'll only ever be able to get a job at Bunnings.
2. Don't Get Old.
If you're 49 years old, you're too old to get a job anywhere else and you'll only ever be able to get a job at Bunnings.
3. Don't be a Bogan.
If you are a bogan, you're too skanky to get a job anywhere else and you'll only ever be able to get a job at Bunnings.
High powered offices are run by virile people like James, and so if you're stupid or old or a bogan, you'll only ever be able to get a job at Bunnings.
That is all.
This message has been authorised by Jameson E Prawn for the No Bogans Party, Sydney.
No comments:
Post a Comment